tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20571885509619115972012-01-27T12:53:33.335-06:00News Thats Fit to Eat…Gander at the Goose; Imagine Whirled Peas; Political Hash; Pulled Pork; Processed Beef; Fried Butter on a Stick; Encased Meats; Barflies; Butterific; Corn Dogs; Pop-eyed Chicken; Braised Haiku; Food For Thought; Swedish Fish; Swedish Meatballs; Its all about the oil, Stewie…BobZaguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15105296934584967905noreply@blogger.comBlogger2061100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2057188550961911597.post-46477107200206627562012-01-27T12:53:00.000-06:002012-01-27T12:53:33.348-06:00

MIAMI, FL   —EBBQ  In a revealing, some even said shocking, poll taken after the Jacksonville GOPTea™ debate in Florida, Fidel Castro came in 4% ahead of Newt Gingrich, one of the real candidates for the presidential primary contest. The poll has a MOE of ±.025% and was conducted in the city’s central semi-residential district. People who answered any of the street pay phones that were called

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PYONGYANG, North Korea — The government of North Korea announced on Thursday that it would place the embalmed body of recently passed Kim Jong-il on permanent display next to his father's body at Kumsusan Palace in Pyongyang and install his statues, portraits and memorial Towers of Eternal Life across the country. Almost as an afterthought, the government quietly revealed that the 3rd member of

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NEW YORK CITY  —EBBQ  This morning, in a hastily arranged Skype conference in New York City's Brooklyn Borough, former Mayor and 9/11 stalwart, Rudi Giuliani, announced his suspected endorsement of former GOPTea™ House Speaker Gingrich for GOPTea™ presidential nominee. In introducing himself, Giuliani quickly said both "My friend Newt" and the name of the former president and newly anointed

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DES MOINES, IA   —EBBQ  GOPTea Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich proposes to mount a nationwide nomination strategy without the use of a strong professional campaign staff. He says all he has is Callista. Gingrich freely admits it is a dizzy idea. "It's Callista and I against them all. We’re hauling in office furniture right now, and we haven't the foggiest idea of where we are.”Gingrich has

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NEWT2012 WEBSITE —EBBQ  Opening revised NEWT2012 quote:  “You shouldn’t have trusted me in the past, but trust me, you can from now on. And the near future, till 2016, looks good too.”“Those century-old positions I held are now out of step with current-day, newly revised, 21st century conservative orthodoxy – I’ve come to the principled conclusion that I was simply wrong – and when I’m wrong…well

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Houston, TX  —EBBQ  GOPTea aspirants Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain are brewing up an historic plan to meet in Texas for a one-on-one repeat of the famous 153-year old 1858 Lincoln/Douglas debates on November 5th in Houston, Texas. The original debates took place over three months' time in 1858, just prior to the presidential election. Those debates were free to attend for everyone. Times

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WASHINGTON, DC   EBBQ    Public approval of Congress has astoundingly descended into never-before-seen single digits — 9 percent — in a survey out today approve. Add to this the public disdain — 83 percent disapprove of the job that Eric Can'tor is saying he is doing, and those additional 17% say that he isn't even doing what he is saying he do-do. This poll is most virulent with 89 percent

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LAS VEGAS, NV   —EBBQ  The Pizza King’s presidential bid is entering its third phase, geared to put him level with Romney by blowing the Perrys, the Pauls, the Bachmanns, the Santorums, and all the little GOPTeas, out of the water. 'Herman stays Herman' Cain is using Palin's successful, but much maligned, NPR Principle, NPR stands for No Public Response. Simply stated: you show no factual

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WASHINGTON, DC   —EBBQ  “The GOPTea party revealed today their newest campaign slogan, “The Smoke and Mirrors Party”. Working from old tapes of the iconic Marlboro Man cigarette commercials as background film, the GOPTea has posted a 30-second video on YouTube with both Rick Perry and Mitt Romney riding horseback across the plains.  The camera pans the scene and zooms in for a closeup of

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WASHINGTON DC  —EBBQ  The GOPTea has sent out an amazing alternate proposal to the 50 states, territories and District of Columbia to replace the various GOPTea presidential caucuses and primaries in 2012 with a complicated Rock/Paper/Scissors Contest, or GOPTea–R/P/S. And it's winner take all. Reince Priebus, the national master of 'I before E' logic and current RNC chairman, has proposed

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ON THE ROAD IN WASILLA, AK  —EBBQ   Here is the latest entry in the Sarah Diaries… Dear Diary:  I've been doing some thinking about all those theys in my life. Would they miss me if I didn't show up? Would they miss my writing or my leadership? I guess I'll never know. I'll write another book, that would be a good sign. What else could they want to know about me? I've told them everything

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SILICON VALLEY, CA   —EBBQ    Top-ranked House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy, and House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan are the three authors of the give-away paperback  book, “Young Guns”, written last year about their shared convictions to cut regulations and make permanent the 2003 trillion dollar Bush tax cuts. All this while enacting more tax cuts and eliminating

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WASILLA, AK  —EBBQ   UNASA’s Twitter feed was on quite a roll these past few days as the six-ton Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite slowly entered the earth's atmosphere and eventually crash landed.  The Twitter feed was pummeled by hordes of people trying to gauge the landing spot for the chance of being hit by a piece of the satellite and then raking in a lifetime of cash from a government

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Listeria-laced Melons  NEW YORK CITY  —EBBQ   The AARP has publicly called for the immediate, complete and total eradication of cantaloupe farming in Colorado. The state has now admitted to officials that it shipped tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of the mountainous, listeria-laced fruit bombs to at least 10 states where the death toll is rising among the elderly. Listeria generally

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WASHINGTON DL —EBBQ   After eons of debate and never-ending months of final preparations, the military will no longer prevent gays from serving openly in its ranks. President Barack Obama issued a statement saying he is confident that lifting the gay ban will enhance U.S. national security. "As of today, gay Americans no longer have to lie about who they are in order to serve the country

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Cabinet officer says pencil substitution now proven to reduce smoking-related deaths. LONDON, ENGLAND   —EBBQ   The UK Cabinet Office wants cigarette smokers to start biting on #2 pencils to replace the cigs they are smoking, in order to lower the numbers of deaths caused by smoking disease each year. The Office wants every smoker to adopt their new low technology pencils to replace the

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GROUND ZERO, NEW YORK CITY   —EBBQ  Brian Williams, reporting for NBC News interviewed a few of the private citizens standing around waiting for President Obama's comments at the Ground Zero celebratory remembrance on Sunday, 9/11. Here's what he was able to bring out of the few he found who were willing to speak on camera. Thousands of participants and onlookers were too emotional to talk on

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Harold Camping is making no small plans. Acting on God's advice, he will soon be able to return home. Mr. and Mrs. Camping expressed their thankfulness for his stroke rehab therapy, saying "all the glory goes to God," Mrs. Camping continued on Mr. Camping's behalf, "as Harold's recovery is in God’s hands and according to His timing.  "Of course Harold wants to recognize those doctors and

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Foot, NH   —EBBQ  Speaking at a VFW hall with a group of New Hampshire Iraqi veterans on New York's recent same sex marriage law enactment, Texas Gov. Rick "Call Me Rick" Perry gave his stump pitch for state’s rights saying forcefully, "If you believe in the 10th Amendment, you'll stay out of New York's state business."  Pounding on the bar for emphasis, he continued "So, being the governor of

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AMES, IA  —EBBQ  At $30 each, 16,892 Iowans were trucked to Ames for a day of politickin' (locally it's called 'pot lickin') and BBQ. A grand $506,760 was the total straw vote cash take for the GOPTea in Ames, Iowa on Saturday with their Straw Poll. The candidates also ponied up $15K each to pitch a tent on the grounds of the Poll, pumping another $120K into the coffers. This was confirmed by

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WASHINGTON, DC  —EBBQ   The 82% of Americans who disapprove of Congress, have forced the combined GOPTea House/Senate leadership into a vote to secede from the Union, if they don't get to keep governing the country their way or the highway. Deadline:  Midnight, EDST – August 31, 2011.National prayer and secession expert Dick Perry, recently ex-governor of Texas, has been called in to take the

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LAS VEGAS, NV —EBBQ  There is never a moment when the children's toy industry seems to sleep. They rarely ever shut an eye when it comes to getting a leg-up, so to speak, on what the competition is announcing in new toys. Enter, stage west, at the Las Vegas Retail Merchandise Show, Mattel's phenomenally hyped interactive girl's doll, Birthing Baby. Yes folks, it has come down to the last

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LOS ANGELES, CA   —EBBQ  Appearing in California, campaigning for the GOPTea vote, Mitt Romney presented his new haircut as "my haircut is cut, capped and balanced – not one that opens the door to overpaying or is seemingly primped. It's not an Edwards $400 cut, neither is it a Bachmann $4700 cut. Rather it is the RomneyCut which came in under budget as always, at a mizerly $135." Asked to

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AMES, IA  —EBBQ  The Iowa GOPTea Party's Straw Poll on August 13th will be the more unusual considering the political times it will record. GOPTea Chairman Matt Strawn, who is one-'N'-short-of-namesaking the Iowa Straw Poll, announced today that the listing of candidates will be quite unique in 2011, as it will be a ballot with 10 blank name-spaces. There will be 6 blanks for those candidates

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STILLWATER, MN —EBBQ   Asked to respond to Jerry Brown's earth-shaking revelation that "History should be honest," in relation to California schools educating students about gay culture, Rep. Bachmann quickly announced that she has just recently become personally involved in rewriting the official gay page on Wikipedia, so it will be correct historically. Ms. Bachmann said "I now believe that

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CONEY ISLAND, NY  —EBBQ   Former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner appeared among the 30 hot dog eating contestants vying for the top spot, according to a statement from his office. The press rep for the MLE Contest (Major League Eating) announced before the beginning, "We've got controversy once again this year at the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. The six-time winner from 2001-2006, who

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WASHINGTON, DC —EBBQ  GOPTea Gov. Rick Perry of Texas has now officially been accused of causing problems by staging his "Rain Dance Prayer Services" in Texas. Weeks after the Perry Prayers were offered up in Texas, the Eastern and Northern Plains states of the US are awash in rain and flooding. As is California. Perry's problems arise in home state Texas, as well as Arizona, Colorado, Kansas,

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NEW HAMPSHIRE —EBBQ  By now you know that 7 GOPTea members debated in New Hampshire. While the debate was held in that state, there was no intent by any participant to play to that state — rather the play was pushed to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. Two hours is a long time to have to sit still, even with 3 breaks for beer replacements. So here's a shorter distillation of what each

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NEW YORK CITY USA   —EBBQ   Glenn Beck has announced a first-of-its-kind effort to turn his FOX-doomed daily TV show into a fee-for-service subscription website. It's called the BeckFlix Network. "I know I'm a little early with this, but I am the front sled dog here, not the follower. You all know what the follower's view is. I don't need to tell you, like, you don't see it everyday," he said

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GMA NEW YORK  —EBBQ  "We stood up and didn’t back away, we said 'We're In It to Win It,' and we didn’t back down. Really, we didn’t back down,” former Senator Rick Santorum said. No one was standing next to him as he spoke at this pre-announcement televised press conference to announce his decision to have a presidential campaign kick-off press conference. Santorum will formally kick-off the

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As Iraqi/Afghan/Lybian wars wind downTHE PENTAGON  —EBBQ  The Pentagon has announced it is developing a new list of cyberattacks as acts of war. The strategy is described as the Pentagon's intent to get ahead of the curve on 21st century war-making — the art of determining the where and when of 21st-century cyber battles involving America, how they will be fought and who will do the fighting.

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ON THE ROAD: IOWA  —EBBQ   Rick Santorum is said to be making some amazing preparations to formally declare his candidacy for 2012. "I want to say publicly that I will make a major announcement regarding my plans for the GOPTea nomination in the week of June 5," he said to a small handful of reporters. "I will also engage in the debate at St. Anselm College in New Hampshire. I do have two

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FOX NEWS, NEW YORK CITY   —EBBQ  Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, admitted to Greta van Susternen on her FoxNews show that she is suffering from the rare GOPTea political virus called "fire in belly", or in beltway-speak: FIB. "I now know my problem is that I do have the prized FIB virus, right here in my belly," Palin said patting her belly for the camera. "I'm so adamantly supportive of

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CAIRO —EBBQ Al-Qaida issued this statement to Internet militant websites.   "We regret to announce that our Premier Leader, Usama bin Laden was killed Monday in plain sight at his home in the city of Abbottabad, Pakistan. We want to say that we will continue with our long-time intent of attacking Americans and their allies for the rest of this week, which ends today at sundown, Cairo time.

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The Wedding Tour LONDON (AP) —EBBQ   Wills and Kate®, a royal pair if ever there was one, is the official copyrighted name of the British Royal Family's new world tour idea. Set to run through 2011, the tour will begin in Canada on June 30 – with an overnight at the Arctic Circle Hilton; move to California on July 8 for two days at Disneyland; thence proceeding around the globe. Wills and Kate®

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VARIOUSLY AROUND D.C.  —EBBQ    Trump is really pissed — he felt that only 8 years of 'Mission Accomplished' was not long enough to have any impact. He said, "America needs a real someone to hate. I thought I had 2012 sealed in a jar with the Birth Certificate issue but that was blown away when he made it public last week. Much to my displeasure, I had to take all the credit for that reveal. But

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Des Moines, IA —EBBQ  With 2011 just into its 4th month, House Tea Party Caucus leader Michele Bachmann whipped her Iowa audience into a frenzy over light bulbs, gay marriage and abortion with her stump "Social Conservatism is Physical Conservatism" keynote address. She finished by advocating giving the GOP a new name and then said it must become the GOPTea Party. The name change was unanimously

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NEW YORK, NY   —EBBQ   Dumpster diving in New York City brought up this quite wrinkled but interesting tidbit – a résumé cover letter to:   Top Mama Grizzly A. Huffington;  cc:  T. Armstrong — AOL From:  First Mama Grizzly S. Palin® Re:  Senior Executive Vice President position for AOL Mama Grizzlies Dear Top Mama Grizzly A. Huffington—can I call you Ari?, I am herein laying out my rightful

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PHOENIX TEA CENTER   —EBBQ  Tea party supporters "packed" a Phoenix convention center for the first 2011 TPP Pow–Wow. It's official title was 'American Policy Summit', but nobody could remember that. Their press release claimed that over 2,000 paying TPP members were scheduled to attend. They came to hear their own full-throated chorus chanting "take back our country". And they came to vote in

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  WASHINGTON DC   —EBBQ  Minnesota GOPTea Bagger Rep. Michelle Bachmann broke wind yesterday in what was described as a home "accident". She and her staff immediately flew to Washington DC where she announced the cancellation of her April appearances in Minnesota, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported.  Her chief of staff, Orli Shatz, read the announcement in her Congressional office. "

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WASHINGTON DC  —EBBQ  It's coming up on prom night in the Capitol Building House Chambers. According to Helen Thomas, newly enthroned Gossip Columnist for The Onion, "2011 is the year of the Tea Baggers alright." Normally straight lawmakers are crossing the aisle "in more ways than one" to ask opposite "party members" to sit with them in an open sign of "B / C". They say tht refers to

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CNN WASHINGTON DC  —EBBQ   Piers Morgan begins his full-time hosting duties in January on Larry King Live at CNN — but as everyone arrived at the studio to begin putting the show together, Larry surprised everyone and refused to leave. He was strapped to his stool behind the host desk. “I began this thing and I'm not going to leave it now.” said a beligerent Gking, an AK47 in hand and bullet

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SILICON VALLEY —EBBQ    The whole world, at least the 500 million or so Facebook users, has clamored for some face-time with Mark Zuckerberg's behemoth cock. So begins the newest meaning of the term "junk" financials. Here is Wall Street's biggest and finest, Goldman-Sachs,  going balls-out out to capture its chance to demonstrate 21st century corporate cock sucking of the first magnitude. On

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Want to be the next chairman of the Republican National Committee?   Take this easy essay test and send it back to the RNC in Washington. Be sure to include all your contact info so we can get in touch if we want to interview you.   Applicant questions are important because there are absolutely no 'correct' answers to these questions. These are only trends that we wish to discern about our

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1 Tea Bag with string 2 ounces warm John of Orange tears 2 jiggers VS cognac 1 dash bitter Rand Cracked Cantor ice club soda Garnishes: twist of Pence; l'eye of Newt. In a cocktail shaker, muddle a Tea Bag in 2 oz of warm John of Orange tears, add 2 jiggers of cognac, stir in a dash of Rand for bitter balance. Add cracked Cantor ice & shake till blue. Pour into a high ball glass, top with club

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Cooking with Barack Lame Duck StewEven though this is called duck stew, there is no duck involved. It is only served at this specific time of year in Washington DC. It is not to everyone's personal taste. Thought to have been devised by President Lincoln's chef in the 1860s, the ingredients have changed with each administration, reflecting the times. Teddy Roosevelt personally shot his own

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YAZOO CITY, MS   —EBBQ    In preparation for announcing his intentions to run for President in 2012, Haley Barbour, Governor of Mississippi, has begun extensive development with the Ovaltine Company of the 2012 Presidential Secret Decoder, much like those in early 20th century radio and mid-century live TV, popularized by Little Orphan Annie, Captain Midnight, Jonny Quest and Captain Video.

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THE VATICAN, ROME  —EBBQ    Socio-political similarities have surfaced between the two most famous world-class conservative church leaders who publicly don't seem to pay much mind to each other. However, two bone-shaking statements were made a few days apart by the two men and have most of the world's religious pundits looking for a pin to stand on. Self-acclaimed American Pope [Pat] Robertson

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PRESCOTT, AZ  —EBBQ   Reelected Sen. John McCain, going on 74, seemed to coast to victory in November, easily beating Tuscon Democrat Rodney Glassman to hang onto his Arizona Senate seat. But his wife's new chic haircut got major press, and this threw the 5-term senator into a major funk. "I am older than dirt, I have more scars than Frankenstein and I won by a fucking 25% margin, yet my wife's

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SILICON VALLEY  —EBBQ  facebook, the third largest country on planet earth, eclipsed a sizeable number of groups and became TIME's Person of the Year–2010.  Well, ok, ok —the site didn't technically win, but its owner, Zuckerberg did win. And that gives the world's newly honored 'f' word its 800# gorilla world status. Or whatever the 600+ million person equivalent weight of this gorilla is.  I

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CHICAGO —EBBQ  A local Chicago weather forecaster was arrested by the FBI Drug Unit during WFMT's Friday 10:00 AM local news broadcast. The charge was transmitting drug messages over the public air waves, a federal crime punishable by 5 to 10 years in prison. WFMT, an FM station, is the classical music station for the city. The news and advertising policy for the station has long been that the

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BANGALORE, INDIA   —EBBQ  India plans to launch its first manned space mission in 2016, moving to become the fourth nation to put a man in space — but it comes with a twist. The estimated cost for the single mission is currently at a reasonable $2.76 billion – or about $2.76 per Indian citizen, given 2010 population statistics. With India's population growing at a 30% increase per year, by 2016

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WILLIS TOWER LOBBY, CHICAGO  —EBBQ  Former Pres G.W. Bush, who prefers to be known as W, visited Chicago to promote his forgettable memoir, My Distant Points: As Opposed to 41's Vision Thing the other day. In what his press release alluded to as a wide ranging open press discussion, he said that he understood that Sears was afraid of becoming Target and that is why it left the tower. Or as W

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA. (GN) —EBBQ   Over the past several weeks, there have been reports of a number of unknown female grizzly attacks. These reports are from Utah, Washington, California, Delaware, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, Georgia, New Hampshire, West Virginia and South Carolina. They all state that female grizzlies have attacked local politicians, mostly Republicans, in out-of-the-way shopping

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MT. ARARAT, ISRAEL Sept. 20.  —EBBQ  In a rather earth shaking display today, God has brought the Burning World Bible Tablet to "My People on earth", as he said in a poorly attended news conference called by Pope B*dict XVI by teleconference from the Vatican's Starbucks.  "I want to thank and honor those who heeded my Prince's missive to attend this announcement. Good job, B*dict – almost

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It is obvious to me –I'm probably alone here– that FauxNoiz, MySpace-Dammit and Noizcorp have decided that they want to become the next Third Party in US politics.  Murdoch and Ailes have made their billions on this crapo business/political scheme and now they intend to take over the whole place. Rupi & Rog already own their airspace. So they will stage their party's campaign completely on-air.

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK  —EBBQ     Born June 24, 1952 to German cartoonist parent R. Beuthien, Barbara Millicent Roberts, then known affectionately as Lilli, was post-war, sassy and ambitious and had no reservations talking about sex.  In 1959 Lilli, now a confirmed child protegé, emigrated to the US at the invitation of the Mattel Corporation in New York City where she would soon become the feminine

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ATLANTA  —EBBQ  The Coca Cola Company has announced that it is considering bringing a suit on Koch brothers company, KOCH Industires because of their forced mispronounciation of their family name.  The Coke spokesperson said "the name Koch should be pronounced 'Koch' rhyming with the word crotch, like it's written, not coke, which is confusing our consumers about  their favorite cola. "Customers

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NEW HAVEN, CT   —EBBQ    In a move that some disgruntled faculty equate with a capitalistic effort to cut costs, Yale University will outsource its entire undergraduate educational system (aka Yale College) to Singapore's National University in 2013. Citing spiraling prices in the education market, Yale's College president, R. Cheney said, in a press conference held in Singapore, that "the

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SKYPE DELAWARE    —EBBQ   Speaking on a Skype interview with Fox News' Bill O'Reilly, Karl Rove was intent on answering the question "What does her decisive victory say about your own political abilities? You've been quoted as saying she can't win the November general. Then your quote/unquote nutty things don't add up  comment. Come clean here Karl, have you lost your sense of direction?""No Bill

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WASHINGTON DC  —EBBQ    Chairman Steele invited Republicans to Get On The Bus on Friday. The RNC Chairman Michael Steele has, with his Fire Nancy Pelosi Bus Tour, removed the House Speaker from under the bus to sitting inside his bus, albeit in the back seat, but it is a nicely tricked out back seat. It was announced by Steele that the real FNP 6-week tour would commence after Labor Day and he

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JAKARTA INDONESIA  —EBBQ   At the insistence of Muslim holy leaders in the Saudi Arabian city of Mecca,  a massively powerful GPS tracker will be installed in it's central prayer tower so that prayers will be funneled to Allah without delay.  It was accidentally learned by Indonesia's Muslims on Friday they have been praying in the wrong direction. May Allah be praised. It came to light that the

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The newest Jihadists have been instructed in a rare, word-of-mouth Al Qaeda fatwa to begin learning the most important teaching of their future suicidehood — that of preparing themselves for their final reward, the 70 black-eyed virgins. So-called "fighters" are being told to marry the widows of those who have fallen before them. They need to prepare physically for the arduous task after their

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LONDON  —EBBQ Ever dream you have a dead mobile in a back episode of Get Smart? No way to get a call out? Fear no more, mobile phone company E. T. Orange has introduced a phone charging thermoelectric Wellington boot with a 'power generating sole' that charges your battery-powered mobile.   The boot was designed to use the Smart effect, named after TV comic book salesman and part-time

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RACINE, WI  —EBBQ  On the way into the city of Racine, Wisconsin from the Milwaukee airport, Pres. Obama was googling around on his Blackberry and he found a local pastry shop. Here's where he went wrong.  He made a surprise detour to O&H Danish Bakery, the purveyor of the State of Wisconsin delicacy called a Kringle — a large, flat pastry with a hole in the middle. He ordered one pecan and one

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WASHINGTON DC   —EBBQ   Who'll be chosen to fill Helen Thomas's front row seat in the White House briefing room? With serious, big-time lobbying in full-out high dudgeon between Fox and Bloomberg, something has to give soon.And it seems to be slowly pointing to the man with the most — whoa here now — this just in…it looks like it is going to be announced in a minute or two that Fox will win out

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An Americana Palinicannabis  —by SP This could have been the beginning basic research for the next Sarah Palin book. No name yet, but it seems to try to tie everything going on in her mind into a nice, tidy, homey little treatise for the 21st century.It was one late night last week when she was drawing pictures for Twig. She was in her compartment on the Lear60 from Fox in New York and wanted

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DALLAS   —Today at a wind energy convention in the city, Dubya attributed the ultimate fall of the US under his command to his decision to throw his last glass of Cold Turkey down the kitchen drain. Cold Turkey was his bourbon of choice before he was pushed to be serious about being president. About this "push" he said, "Laura made me realize that I had an addictive personality, so I quit

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Porn baron and chairman-for-life of Playboy, Hugh Hefner, has saved the famous Hollywood sign from demolition with a $900K donation that means the 138-acre site around the sign will now be protected. The site will now become a city park. As a result of this single-largest donation, Hef, as he is called, has been granted exclusive naming rights to the park, formerly called Cahuenga Peak. It will

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DETROIT  —EBBQ   Toyota revealed today that it now is required by US law to recall over 800,000 GM Chevrolet minivans sold in the United States and Canada since the 1998 model year because of a risk that their rear seats could catch fire, if the gas tank exploded. An exact number was not stated as GM refused to allow Toyota to look at the sales books. The Asian car company is required to continue

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SAN JOSE  —EBBQ  Commercial planes will soon return to the skies over northern Europe, thanks to a decision by Google to end their attempts to connect their computer banks to a volcanic cloud that went wrong. The chairman of Google took full responsibility for the resulting airline ban that has gridlocked much of global aviation because of the risk to their passengers."Soon we should see

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What is he hiding in his left cheek? PHOENIX  —EBBQ  “It's simple to me," said Arizona Senator John McCain, "If you look brown, now you’re going to get asked for your papers. I think it’s a very important step forward, I can fully understand why our legislature would want to act. Fuck 'em, they just can't keep crossing over." He smoothed his hair.In his newly coined "maverick" move rightward, Sen

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CIA HEADQUARTERS VA  —Liz Cheney announced today at a press briefing in Washington DC that she will write the long-awaited tell-all book and that her dad will tour the US promoting it. "We have been fortunate in gaining the financials from Fox News for this tour and also that Harper Collins will do their publishing thing," said Ms. Cheney. "I just want to point out", she continued, "that as

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CHICAGO BUS STATION   —Romney said here in an interview on Wednesday, "I think that one of the things that's very important in running a successful presidential campaign is to make sure that voters can easily recognize what you are known for – those things that really motivate you." He held up his new signature snow globe with WTF initials inside. He started to continue with the thought, "And I

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REAGAN LIBRARY, SIMI VALLEY, CA   —The Ronald Reagan Centennial Committee is planning a two-year presidential candidate run up to the 2012 elections. The RRPF, Inc. (Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation) is a corporation in the most recent 2010 Supreme Court Ruling sense of the word. This newly minted "personal" corporation has stated as its reason for existing, "Our Corporate Reagan can now,

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I–8 CAR LOCKUP    —A Toyota Prius has admitted it made a rare attempt to get-away from its driver. The car claimed its owner was misusing the cupholders and texting on his cellphone and driving at the same time. All illegal actions that California drivers are supposed to do only when their car is stopped.The car, speaking with an electronically modified voice to remain anonymous, said "I have

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In an amazing show of quick response today, the governments of Canada, Great Britain, Costa Rica and Cuba introduced a resolution into the United Nations proceedings that bans Rush Limbaugh from entering their countries over the next 10 years.  The UN Ambassador of Canada, John McNee, spoke as the head of the new organization, Globally Ban Limbaugh Travel Quickly, or GBLTQ — not to be confused

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PHOENIX, AZ   —EBBQ   Former Faux-Con presidential candidate and current Senator John McCain is running scared in his home state these days against a teabagger-type radio talkshow host who boasts of his plans to put Senator McCain down. "Nothin' doin' this guy isn't gonna take my Senate seat away from me," said a disgruntled McCain at a press conference today. "I'm bringin' in the big guns here.

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LOS ANGELES / Chicken Ranch, NV   — Hugh Hefner, long living the good life on the Playboy dime, has been sued for refusing to give it up for the sake of his failing company.  The stockholder class action suit is known as the "Cocktail Napkin Suit" because it was written and submitted on a stack of well-used cocktail napkins (referred in court as CN). It also continued the suit's statements and

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WASHINGTON, DC  —EBBQ  It all began innocently enough with light flakes around noon in downtown D.C. Forecasters warned of 30 inches or more of heavy, wet snow and powerful winds. Devastating for Washington. It would become the heaviest snowfall since January 1922 in the nation's capital. The city's biggest snowfall is believed to have occurred in 1772, before official records were kept. George

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Cupertino, CA —EBBQ    Apple Computer announced the day after its debut of the iPad, that it would rethink the shipping process of the new machines. Originally the tablet-like devices were to be packed into normal wooden kegs as all Apples have been shipped since early pirate days. Usually 200 iPods, 5 iMacs, 2 G5s and so on, per keg.  Recent advances in technology have opened up new avenues

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CHICAGO, IL  —EBBQ  Spendrift T. Hwart, science historian for the Doomsday Clock group, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, held a press conference today to announce that it would move the hands of the clock from five to six minutes before midnight. Amidst a virtual tumultuous applause from throughout the developed world, Mr. Hwart bowed and smiled as he acknowledged that he virtually

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Lansing, MI  —EBBQ   Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R-Mich.) publicly stated his plans for the Michigan National Guard if he wins election as Governor in 2010:  "I'll lead a preemptive strike to Yemen. I've been leading on national security for the last nine years in Congress. Trying to drive this administration in a policy direction that keeps America safe. Obama hasn't shown interest in my concerns here,

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Art Kesselstatt –Cape Girardeau, MO quoted online:   "You are a blessed man to have so many people praying for you Rush. I’m deeply saddened. You're like part of the family. If it is time to go, it’s time to go. I hope that is not the case, but it does not look good. I just put on a pot of coffee and will hold vigil." Here, a television satellite uplink truck is parked across the street from

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Washington DC  —EBBQ   Today the offices of John Boehner (Bay-ner) (R–OH) revealed that Senator Boehner and former Senator Bobdole (R–KS ret.) have maintained a secret same-sex marriage for the past 13 years.  "In fact," a Bobdole spokesperson said, "Bobdole did legally adopt Sen. Boehner at that time, as there was no state where they could legally be married. In fact they are father and son.

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WASHINGTON, DC –EBBQ   The Race to #60 is as old as the Senate. Only one person can claim the title in this rare event, as the party in power tries to work it so the race doesn't happen. It becomes a public race when the legislative issue is so overpoweringly dull and no Senator purports to understand its values, let alone what it actually says. These two legislative "faults" are attached to the

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FOXNEWDS Studios–NYC. —EBBQ  In a little noticed scenario in the celeb sweeps the recent Tiger girls-rush-to-claim-sex-with-me-first media circus has caused another celeb, Glenn Beck, to amp up his offensive abilities. Beck is reported as hiring a brace of new writers with the express purpose of besting Tiger and keeping the headlines at FocusOnMeGlennBeck.com. While Beck's stradegy in the

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VATICAN ROME —EBBQ Three fingers, a piece of vertibrae and a tooth were taken from the astronomer Galileo Galilei's body in 1737, as his corpse was being moved from a storage place to a monumental tomb — opposite that of Michelangelo, in Santa Croce Basilica in Florence. This happened just five years short of a century since his death in 1642. Why? Museum officials, who weren't present at the

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[UNDSCL'D] DELAWARE, WY —EBBQ He may be the wise-ass who shoots his friend in the face; true, but he's OUR friend-face-shooting wise-ass… If you turn 180° from that public persona, you get this touching story about his childhood that he told at a campaign stop in 2004. A questioner had asked him about any special parental memories he might have kept from his early youth. "…one day

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Washington DC (with reports from elsewhere) —EBBQ   Almost since time has been recorded, "mine's bigger than yours", or m-b-t-y, has been on the lips of every aggressive type-A male in the United States. Our country's presidents are no exception. Sometimes leading the pack of type-As out there in the quest to settle the argument once and for all. European males still solemnly claim to think

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GOOGLETOWN, SILICON VALLEY, CA —EBBQ Rupert Murdoch isn't going to be very happy tomorrow morning when he finally awakens in New York. After a rather long night of public relations partying and chatting up the media press about his latest efforts to raise cash, he's now a lot more poor than was ever thought possible.Not only has the company added "Rupert-Free News Search" to its logo, but

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Washington, DC —EBBQ Escalating the battle between traditional newspapers and online news providers, Google Inc. and a list of other Web news aggregate companies Tuesday, publicly accused Rupert Murdoch and his Newscorp chain of "solely and irresponsibly looting news articles of their unbiased truth. Thereby creating, out of whole cloth, the paper news industry's decline."Speaking together at

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Once again our ConSox are bulging with these great, new (in most cases) gift ideas for those new people in your life who are discovering Conservatisn and its joys. It's never to soon to gift your son or daughter with a nice Conservative Gift at Christmas. Eventually they will come to see the light and cherish what you have so gladly given them. Even that crusty old uncle Joe who never smiles any

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Hollywood CA —EBBQ People Magazine has ruled — Depp won! Pirates Beat Vampires! was the header online — with an eye-popping 6.3 million total votes cast! Johnny Depp, mid-40s, is the World's Sexiest Man!Who were the contenders, aside from Loser Vampire Pattinson? —who took down a mere 2.3 million votes for second place. Well, in a twist of fun the editors of PM said they wanted the voting

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THE VATICAN, Rome —EBBQ The Pontifical Academy sent out news this week that the Vatican was beginning to search far and wide for new communicants. This seemingly sudden rush to sign up new members follows quickly on the rather poor response to Pope B-dict's pass at the dissatisfied clergy of the Anglican and Episcopal churches of England and the USA respectively.This search will be most

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SINGAPORE, ASIA —EBBQ US President Barack Obama shows every intent of mastering Arm Control Photo-ops (ACP-op) over Singapore's PM Lee Hsien Loong, as seen here in our photo at the left. Once officially documented, Obama plans to continue on with the rest of the Asian heads of state. His final mastery will be the long awaited ACP-op with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. "My

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Russian Porch, AK –EBBQ "Palin-out" —n., the act of leaving before 2009 is over. Todd Palin quit his job with BP’s North Slope oil operation at the beginning of October. News of this quitting comes two months after Sarah Palin's announcement that she quit her state governor job on July 26. These news items followed the sad news that 54% of the country registered a "big quit" over her and John

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ALBANY, NY —EBBQ Professional Political Campaigner and Alaska's Former Republican Governor Sarah Palin stacked up yet another pre-election win today against Less Formidable Republican Campaigner and Georgia's Newt Gingrich in a state House seat battle where neither opponent resides —New York.Palin campaign spokesperson Meg Stapleton's spokesperson played Stapleton's taped press statement of

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. —EBBQ In a publishing quadruple-whammo punch, Google today announced that it effectively had taken control of the major news corporations in the US not owned by either The New York Times or Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. — but including Tribune Co. and Sun-Times Media, Chicago; McClatchy, Seattle; Gannett in Maryland, Delaware, and Eastern Viriginia; to name a few. Over 35

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Minneapolis, MN —EBBQ An Airbus A320 jet flown by a Northwest Airlines pilot and co-pilot have won the 23rd Annual Eau Claire—St. Cloud Corn Maze Run. The oldest airplane corn maze in the western world announced NWA Flight 188 were the winners by almost 28 minutes over the second place winner, 3-time Maze Grand Prize winner, Todd Palin from Alaska. Mr Palin used a dog team and sled in each of

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